Original Undiagnosed But Something Aint Right Raccoon Rooster Shirt
The doorbell rang, and I grabbed the two pizzas, a large pepperoni and a small veggie. âJones residence?â I asked the woman at the door. She looked confused. âNo, this is the Peterson house. But⌠come in?â
Inside, a small birthday party was in full swing. Kids shrieked, balloons bounced, and a man in a clown costume stared at me with wide, painted eyes. This was definitely not my house. âWrong address,â I mumbled, turning to leave.
Then, a little girl pointed at my chest. âLook, Mommy! He likes raccoons and roosters, too!â Her mom, who’d been eyeing me suspiciously, suddenly beamed. âOh my gosh, youâre wearing the âOriginal Undiagnosed But Something Aint Right Raccoon Rooster Shirtâ! Lily is obsessed! You must stay for cake!â
I awkwardly agreed, my weird shirt somehow making me an honorary guest at a stranger’s party. Pizza delivery had never been so bizarre.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
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T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material â 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1Ă1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. Youâll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you donât look like youâve put a dress on












