Original Rage Against The Machine Portland Frog Anti Ice Cowboy Shirt
I placed my organic kale chips and oat milk on the conveyor belt, feeling pretty smug about my healthy choices. The cashier, a young woman with bright pink hair, scanned the items with practiced ease. Then she stopped.
“Whoa, cool shirt,” she said, pointing at my “Original Rage Against The Machine Portland Frog Anti Ice Cowboy Shirt.”
“Thanks,” I replied, a little too pleased with myself.
“But…is that supposed to be, like, anti-cowboy?” she asked, tilting her head. “I mean, cowboys are pretty important here.”
“It’s symbolic,” I explained, launching into a mini-lecture on environmental concerns and the exploitation of natural resources. “The ice cowboy represents…”
She cut me off, “Okay, okay, I get it. But my grandpa was a cowboy. He wasn’t exploiting anything, just trying to make a living.”
I sighed. Kale chips were suddenly less appealing. “It’s complicated,” I mumbled, as she finished scanning my groceries.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
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T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












