Officials My Body Is A Machine That Turns Uncuddled Girlfriend Into Cuddled Girlfriend Cute Cat Sweatshirt Tee Shirt
The beach was calling, and I answered, proudly sporting my “Officials My Body Is A Machine That Turns Uncuddled Girlfriend Into Cuddled Girlfriend Cute Cat Sweatshirt Tee Shirt.” The irony was palpable, as I was very single. Still, the shirt was comfy!
I settled onto my towel, feeling the sun on my face. Bliss! Until a rogue gust of wind decided my shirt was the perfect sand trap. Tiny grains invaded every nook and cranny of the printed cats and girlfriend transformation diagram. Now, it looked like the uncuddled girlfriend was being violently sandblasted.
I tried brushing it off, but only succeeded in embedding the sand further. I was officially a walking, talking, sand-covered advertisement for… well, I wasn’t entirely sure anymore. Hopefully, nobody would mistake the gritty cat for a revolutionary new exfoliation technique. Maybe this was my chance to test the shirt’s hypothesis? If I found a girlfriend, I’d blame the sand.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












