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The pizza guy stood on my porch, holding two steaming boxes. “Delivery for…Johnson?” he squinted at the order.
“Nope,” I said, shaking my head. “Wrong house.”
He sighed dramatically. “Damn it! Okay, uh, one’s pepperoni, one’s…some fancy veggie thing. You wouldn’t happen to be vegan, would you?”
Just then, Mrs. Henderson, my notoriously judgmental neighbor, emerged from her garden, trowel in hand. Her eyes zeroed in on the pizza, then on me. I braced myself for the inevitable lecture on healthy eating.
“Actually,” I said, grabbing the veggie pizza, “I am. Thanks!” I winked at the delivery guy. As Mrs. Henderson approached, her expression softened. She glanced at my “Premium If Chaos Had A Queen Id Be Ruling The Whole Damn Kingdom Sweatshirt Tee” and chuckled. “Well, I suppose even queens need their veggies.” Crisis averted. Pizza acquired. Chaos contained.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












