Premium Cocaine Is Americas Cup Of Coffee Sweatshirt Tee
The sun was blazing, the waves were crashing, and I was living my best beach life. I sprawled on my towel, the “Premium Cocaine Is Americas Cup Of Coffee Sweatshirt Tee” (a gag gift, I swear!) absorbing the warmth. Bliss. Then, a rogue gust of wind, fueled by mischievous beach demons, whipped up a sandstorm.
I shielded my face, but it was too late. A gritty wave of sand plastered itself to my shirt, rendering the already questionable slogan even more… eye-catching. Now, instead of looking like I had a caffeine addiction, I looked like I was advertising something else entirely. I frantically brushed at it, but the sand clung like a desperate lover. People stared, some snickering, others giving me a wide berth. My beach bliss had officially turned into a beach *blunder*. Guess I’ll just call it a “sandy situation” and hope nobody calls the DEA.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
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T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












