Ghosts I Fully Intend To Haunt People When I Die I Have A List Shirts
I placed my items on the conveyor belt, my “Ghosts I Fully Intend To Haunt People When I Die I Have A List” shirt front and center. The cashier, a young woman with bright pink hair, scanned a bag of chips and paused, eyes fixed on my shirt.
“That’s… quite the statement,” she said, a slight smirk playing on her lips.
“Just being honest,” I replied, grabbing a divider. “Gotta have goals, right?”
“I guess so,” she chuckled, scanning a loaf of bread. “But is haunting really the best way to achieve them?”
“Depends on what they did, doesn’t it?” I countered, raising an eyebrow. “Some people deserve a good spectral shiver.”
“I’m more of a ‘live and let live’ kind of ghost,” she admitted, scanning a carton of eggs. “Maybe just haunt them with excessive politeness? Drive them mad with kindness?”
“Hmm,” I pondered. “Intriguing strategy. I’ll add it to the list.”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
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T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












