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The wrong pizza arrived. Instead of pepperoni, it was Hawaiian – pineapple, the culinary abomination. I groaned, but before I could complain, the delivery guy’s eyes widened, fixated on the shirts draped over my couch.
“Whoa,” he breathed, pointing a shaky finger. “You guys… you guys are wearing the shirts?”
I blinked, confused. “Yeah? Why?”
He stammered, “I… I delivered to the wrong address. The guy at 14 Maple was ranting about… well, the opposite of what your shirts say. He looked ready to explode. I accidentally grabbed your pizza instead. Seeing those shirts… I knew I was safe.”
He visibly relaxed, a relieved smile spreading across his face. “Seriously, thank you. You saved me from a potential shouting match, maybe worse.” He grabbed the Hawaiian pizza and fled, leaving me with a bizarre story and a sudden appreciation for political apparel.
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T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












