Gatekeeping Duskblades Since 2021 Minmax Games Shirts
The harsh midday sun beat down as I waited for my car to emerge, glistening, from the sudsy jaws of the car wash. I fiddled with the hem of my “Gatekeeping Duskblades Since 2021 Minmax Games” shirt, a relic from a bygone era of online forum dominance.
“Nice shirt,” a voice rasped. I turned to see a woman, easily in her late seventies, perched on a nearby bench. Her silver hair was pulled back in a severe bun, and she clutched a well-worn copy of “Advanced Dungeons & Dragons: Dungeon Master’s Guide.”
My jaw dropped. “You… you know what a Duskblade is?”
She chuckled, a dry, crackling sound. “Know? Child, I *designed* the original Duskblade prestige class back in ’05. Minmax games, you say? Please. I was optimizing before it was cool.” She winked. “Now, tell me, what’s your preferred feat selection for a gish build these days?”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
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T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












