Wizard Under No Circumstances Should You Give Me Any Power To Make Choices Shirts
The power died with a dramatic flicker, plunging the house into darkness. Groans echoed, followed by the frantic search for candles. Soon, a warm, flickering glow illuminated our faces. My daughter, ever the comedian, pointed at my t-shirt. “Dad, seriously? ‘Wizard Under No Circumstances Should You Give Me Any Power To Make Choices?’ Seems fitting.”
A laugh rippled through the room. I grabbed a candle, holding it aloft like a spotlight. “Alright, gather ’round,” I announced, adopting a theatrical voice. “Tonight, we tell tales of terrible decisions! Decisions so bad, they make the power grid look reliable!”
Each of us took a turn, sharing embarrassing anecdotes, our faces dancing in the candlelight. My shirt, ironically, became the night’s recurring punchline, a reminder that even in the dark, laughter, and maybe a few questionable choices, could illuminate the evening.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












