Stitch Short Girls Look So Sweet Then We Are Like A Chipmunk With Rabies Shirts
My palms were sweating as I waited outside the coffee shop. First dates were my Everest, and tonight’s Sherpa was named Liam. I adjusted my jacket, trying to hide my “Stitch Short Girls Look So Sweet Then We Are Like A Chipmunk With Rabies” t-shirt. Bad choice. Too late.
Liam arrived, grinning. His eyes landed on my chest. “Is that…Stitch?” he asked, a mixture of amusement and recognition in his voice.
My face flushed. “Yeah, it’s…a conversation starter?” I offered weakly.
He chuckled. “It definitely is. I have a feeling you’re not a fan of being underestimated.”
Relief flooded me. He got it! The ice was officially broken. We spent the next hour dissecting Disney movies and the societal perception of short women. Maybe Everest wasn’t so insurmountable after all. Maybe, just maybe, my questionable fashion sense had saved the day.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












