Moai Stoned Portrait Shirts
The library was my usual haven, the scent of old paper and hushed whispers a comforting blanket. I was attempting to decipher Kant, but my focus kept drifting. It started subtly – a flick of my wrist, catching a glimpse of the Moai Stoned Portrait t-shirt I was wearing.
Suddenly, I was back in high school, screen-printing these shirts in my garage. The smell of ink, the squeak of the squeegee, the nervous excitement of launching my “business.” I remembered Sarah, my best friend, tirelessly helping me, even though she thought the design was “kinda weird.”
Another glance at the stoic stone face on my chest. This shirt… it represented a time of boundless optimism and naive entrepreneurial dreams. Kant, with his categorical imperative, faded further into the background. The Moai, however, stood tall, a silent reminder of a past I both cherished and cringed at. Back to Kant. Maybe.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












