Square Wave To Heaven Shirts
The line at Suds City snaked around the building. I leaned against my beat-up Corolla, trying to ignore the drone of the vacuum cleaners. Today’s shirt: my prized “Square Wave To Heaven” tee, a relic from my short-lived synth-pop phase.
Suddenly, a gleaming, black Escalade pulled up beside me. Out stepped… Mr. Henderson, the CEO of Henderson Industries, the company I desperately wanted to work for. He was impeccably dressed, power suit and all.
He squinted at my shirt. A flicker of something I couldn’t quite place crossed his face. “’Square Wave To Heaven’?” he asked, his voice surprisingly soft. “Haven’t seen that band referenced in… decades. Used to catch them at CBGBs back in the day. What a sound.”
He actually smiled. “Reminds me of my misspent youth,” he chuckled. “Good choice of attire.” He winked, then turned to his car. Maybe this car wash purgatory wasn’t so bad after all.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1Ă—1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












