I Speak Fluent Furry Shirts
My palms were sweating so much I could have watered the wilting fern on the table. Across from me sat Liam, whose online profile picture hadn’t lied – he was gorgeous. I was a nervous wreck. My carefully rehearsed anecdotes had flown out the window, replaced by a frantic internal monologue: “Don’t spill, don’t stutter, don’t mention your extensive collection of novelty socks.”
Liam cleared his throat. “So, you said you’re a… translator?”
“Oh! Uh, yeah,” I stammered, “I, uh, I Speak Fluent Furry Shirts.” My brain short-circuited. Why did I say that? It was my Etsy store description! I wanted to crawl under the table.
Liam’s eyebrows shot up, then a grin spread across his face. “Furry shirts? Like, with animal ears and tails?”
Relief flooded me. “Exactly! I design them. It’s… niche.”
“That’s amazing!” He laughed, and just like that, the ice was broken. Maybe this date wouldn’t be a disaster after all. Maybe, just maybe, my weirdness was actually a good thing.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












