I Never Question Ruth S Choices Because Im One Of Them Shirts
The power died with a dramatic flicker, plunging the house into darkness. A collective groan went up, followed by a scramble for candles. Soon, flickering light danced on the walls, illuminating faces and casting long, dancing shadows.
“Story time!” my niece, Lily, declared, eyes wide with excitement.
I grinned, grabbing a handful of candles and arranging them strategically. “Alright, but tonight’s theme is… ‘Ruth’s Choices.'” I gestured to my t-shirt, the bold lettering practically glowing in the candlelight.
Lily giggled. “Tell us about the time Ruth picked the winning lottery numbers!”
“Ah, but that’s a tale for another night,” I said mysteriously. “Tonight, we tell the tale of the time Ruth…” And I launched into a completely fabricated, utterly ridiculous story of a time Ruth chose to wrestle a badger for a discounted toaster oven. The ‘I Never Question Ruth’s Choices’ mantra echoed in our laughter, turning a simple power outage into a hilariously absurd evening.
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T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1Ă—1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












