Humpy The Salmon Seattle Mariners Baseball Shirts
My palms were slicker than a greased baseball. Tonight was the night. Dinner with Sarah. Sarah, who laughed at my terrible jokes online. I adjusted my “Humpy The Salmon Seattle Mariners Baseball Shirt” for the tenth time. Maybe it was too much? Too…niche?
I arrived at the restaurant, practically tripping over my own feet. There she was, radiant, and…smiling at my shirt?
“Humpy the Salmon!” she exclaimed, pointing. “I haven’t seen one of those in ages! My grandpa used to wear one to every game.”
Relief washed over me. “Seriously? I inherited it from my uncle. Thought it might be a bit much, but…”
“No way! It’s amazing. He always said it was good luck.”
Suddenly, the awkward silence vanished, replaced with a shared love for obscure baseball memorabilia. Humpy the Salmon, my unexpected wingman, had saved the day.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












