If We Can Complete A Pass It Would Look Good Signboard Football Shirts
The boxes were overflowing, a cardboard avalanche threatening to bury me. I grabbed another stack of shirts, intending to haphazardly fold them, but paused. These weren’t just any shirts.
Each one bore a unique, hand-painted slogan: “If We Can Complete A Pass It Would Look Good,” “Defense Is Optional,” “We’re Only Here For The Snacks.” My old intramural football team. A wave of nostalgia crashed over me. I remembered freezing Saturday mornings, the smell of cheap beer and burnt hotdogs, the utter futility of our athletic endeavors. We were gloriously terrible, but we laughed harder than anyone else on that field.
Folding each shirt carefully now, I wasn’t just packing clothes, I was packing memories. Each crease held a forgotten joke, a near-miss touchdown, a shared moment of absurd, joyful camaraderie. This move wasn’t just a change of address; it was leaving a chapter behind.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












