Egyptian Pharaoh Dont Touch My Tuts Shirts
The sun beat down, a benevolent tyrant compared to the tiny grains of sand currently staging a coup on my “Egyptian Pharaoh Dont Touch My Tuts” shirt. I’d thought I was being clever, wearing it to the beach – a subtle nod to the power of the sun, the mystery of the ages, you know, beach-appropriate intellectualism.
Now, I was just a walking sarcophagus coated in gritty beige. Every time I tried to brush the sand off, more materialized, clinging to the hieroglyphic-laden fabric like devoted subjects to their pharaoh. I looked less like a sophisticated sunbather and more like a mummy who’d lost a fight with a sandbox. Maybe I should just embrace it, I thought. Declare myself the Sand Pharaoh, ruler of the beach, and demand offerings of ice cream. At least it would be a story to tell.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
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T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












