Official Sttich I Cant Go To Hell The Devil Still Has A Restraining Order Against Me Shirt
“Nice shirt,” Dr. Miller said, his eyes lingering a little too long on the graphic. I was already a nervous wreck, the bib a paper guillotine around my neck.
“Oh, uh, thanks,” I mumbled, trying to focus on the ceiling tiles. “It’s, you know…a joke.”
He chuckled, a sound that echoed unnervingly in the small room. “Right, right. Restraining order. Funny stuff. So, have you been flossing regularly?”
I felt my cheeks flush. “Most of the time,” I admitted, picturing the demonic cartoon on my chest. “I mean, I try. It’s just…sometimes things get…hectic.”
Dr. Miller adjusted the bright light. “Hectic, huh? Well, let’s see if the Devil’s been wreaking havoc in there, shall we?” He picked up a dental mirror. “Open wide.” I obeyed, praying he wouldn’t ask me to elaborate on my shirt’s “joke.”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
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T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












