Official Gorilla Dont Judge Me You Cant Handle Half Of What I Have Survived Shirt
I was wrestling my grocery bags in the parking lot, keys fumbling in my hand, when a voice boomed, “Nice shirt!” I looked up to see a guy maybe a few years older than me, grinning and pointing. I smoothed down my “Official Gorilla Dont Judge Me You Cant Handle Half Of What I Have Survived Shirt,” a comfort blanket during tough days.
“Thanks,” I replied, a little shy. “It’s… relatable.”
He laughed, “Tell me about it! Life throws some serious bananas sometimes.” He introduced himself as Mark. We ended up chatting for a good ten minutes, comparing survival stories (mostly school-related for me!), and realizing we both loved old monster movies. Turns out, a shared appreciation for gorillas and a healthy dose of self-deprecating humor was all it took. I walked away with a new friend and a lighter load of groceries, all thanks to my slightly-too-loud t-shirt.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












