Caution Cry Too Much Shirts
The pizza guy, a teenager with a nervous smile, stood on my porch clutching a box. “Johnson residence?” he asked, eyes darting around. “Uh, actually, it’s Miller,” I corrected, pointing to the house number. He winced, then his eyes landed on my shirt. Boldly printed across it were the words, “Caution: May Cry Uncontrollably.”
He visibly relaxed. “Oh, okay! My bad. I mixed up the addresses. Mr. Johnson ordered a Hawaiian, and…well, his wife just left him. He’s been bawling all night. I thought…maybe you were him, pre-breakdown.” He chuckled nervously. “But with that shirt, I figured you’d already be at peak crying capacity.”
I laughed, relieved. “Nope, just prone to sad movies.” I took the pizza, a supreme, and tipped him generously. “Tell Mr. Johnson to hang in there, and maybe order some tissues next time.” As he left, I thought, who knew my emotional-support shirt could save a pizza delivery from becoming a full-blown intervention?
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












