Snowman Christmas Id Like To Thank My Middle Finger For Always Sticking Up For Me When I Need It T Shirts
The pizza guy, a kid barely old enough to drive, nervously held out the steaming box. “Uh, Johnson residence?”
“Yep, that’s us!” I chirped, grabbing the pizza. He was already halfway down the porch steps when a woman’s voice, dripping with ice, cut through the crisp evening air.
“That’s not your pizza, Debra.”
My face burned. My ex-husband’s new girlfriend, Tiffany, stood framed in the doorway, her expression a masterpiece of disdain. I’d accidentally walked over to the wrong house.
Then, Tiffany’s eyes flickered down to my chest. I was wearing my favorite “Snowman Christmas Id Like To Thank My Middle Finger For Always Sticking Up For Me When I Need It T Shirts”. Her perfectly sculpted eyebrows shot up, and a hesitant giggle escaped her lips. I smirked, gave her a small wave, and walked back to my own porch. The pizza guy, still frozen on the sidewalk, just shook his head and walked away. Awkwardness averted, thanks to my wardrobe choice.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












