Drachen Lord Emskirchen T Shirts
**(The “Würst Wagen” food truck, blasting German techno. A sign reads: “Fuel Your Inner Dragon!”)**
**You:** (Approaching the window, holding up a slightly faded “Drachen Lord Emskirchen” t-shirt) “Guten Tag! I heard a rumour about a certain… promotional offer?”
**Food Truck Guy:** (Eyes widening, a grin spreading across his face) “Ach du lieber! Is that… *the* shirt? The legend? The garment of the Rainers?”
**You:** (Nodding solemnly) “The one and only.”
**Food Truck Guy:** “My friend, you have earned a feast! One free ‘Drachen Burger’ – double bratwurst, sauerkraut, spicy mustard, and a side of crispy kartoffelpuffer! Consider it fuel for your quest to defend the honor of Emskirchen… or, you know, just really good food.”
**(He winks, sliding the burger out the window.)** “Enjoy! Möge der Lord mit dir sein!”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












