I Got Hexed At The Monster Mash And All I Got Was This Lousy Halloween Shirts
“So, how’s everything been?” Dr. Miller asked, poking around with a dental mirror.
“Uh, good, good,” I mumbled, trying to sound nonchalant with metal in my mouth. I hoped my “I Got Hexed At The Monster Mash And All I Got Was This Lousy Halloween Shirts” t-shirt wasn’t too distracting.
He chuckled. “Monster Mash, huh? Big Halloween fan?”
“Oh, yeah, love it. This year was… memorable,” I managed, thinking of the fortune teller with the unsettling eyes.
“Hexed, eh?” He raised an eyebrow, switching to the scaler. “Hopefully, nothing too serious. We wouldn’t want any teeth falling out from a curse.”
I laughed nervously. “Fingers crossed! Just a bit of bad luck, I think.” Maybe a cavity wouldn’t be the worst outcome. It would definitely beat turning into a toad.
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T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












