Officials The Currents 20th Anniversary Unicorn Sweatshirt Tee Shirt
**(Scene: A vibrant food truck called “Cosmic Eats” blasting synthwave music. A long line snakes down the block. You approach the counter, wearing your coveted “Officials The Currents 20th Anniversary Unicorn Sweatshirt Tee Shirt.”)**
**YOU:** (Nervously) Uh, hi! Just wondering about the Cosmic Burger…and, uh…(gestures to your shirt) I heard something about a promotion?
**FOOD TRUCK EMPLOYEE (beaming):** Whoa! No way! Legit ‘Currents’ 20th Anniversary tee! We’re HUGE Tame Impala fans here. Hold on a sec! (Grabs a megaphone) Attention, Cosmic Eaters! We have a certified ‘Currents’ connoisseur in our midst!
**(The line erupts in applause and cheers. The employee returns, practically glowing.)**
**FOOD TRUCK EMPLOYEE:** Dude, you get the Cosmic Burger, fries, AND a Nebula Shake, on the house! It’s our way of celebrating pure musical taste. Enjoy! And rock on!
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












