Ashnikko Smoochies Dolls T Shirts
The soapy water cascaded down my windshield, momentarily obscuring the world. I leaned back, humming along to the distorted pop blasting from the car wash speakers. My “Ashnikko Smoochies Dolls” t-shirt, a vibrant splash of pink and cartoonish violence, was probably attracting some stares. I was used to it.
Suddenly, a tap on my window. I lowered it to see a man, probably in his late fifties, with meticulously combed grey hair and a tweed jacket. “Excuse me,” he said, his voice surprisingly gentle. “That’s… quite the shirt.”
I braced myself for a lecture. Instead, he adjusted his glasses. “Is that… Ashnikko? I’ve been meaning to listen to more contemporary music. My granddaughter introduced me to her. Fascinating artist.” He paused, a twinkle in his eye. “The juxtaposition of the saccharine aesthetic with the… aggressive lyrical content is quite striking, wouldn’t you agree?” I stared, speechless. This was not the reaction I expected.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












