Guillermos Brunch Is For Suckers Est 2020 Home Of The Eggs T Shirts
I slammed my car door, frustrated. Parallel parking downtown was a nightmare. As I turned, I nearly bumped into someone sporting a bright yellow t-shirt. My eyes widened. It read: “Guillermo’s Brunch Is For Suckers Est 2020 Home Of The Eggs T Shirts.”
I couldn’t help myself. “No way! You too?” I gestured to my own, identical shirt, slightly crumpled from the drive.
Her face lit up. “I thought I was the only one who remembered Guillermo’s! That place was legendary, even if their omelets were basically soup.”
“Soup omelets! Exactly!” I laughed, instantly feeling a connection. We spent the next few minutes reminiscing about the chaotic brunch spot and its eccentric owner. We swapped numbers, promising to try and recreate Guillermo’s infamous “egg-splosion” at home sometime. All thanks to a shared love for terrible brunch and even worse t-shirt designs.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1Ă—1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












