Official Girl 5 Minutes Of Extra Sleep In The Morning Really Does Matter Shirt
I placed my almond milk and overpriced granola bar on the belt, the cashier, a woman named Brenda, scanned away. My “Official Girl 5 Minutes Of Extra Sleep In The Morning Really Does Matter Shirt” caught her eye.
“That’s…quite the statement,” she said, a smirk playing on her lips.
“It’s a lifestyle,” I replied, deadpan. “Five minutes can change everything.”
Brenda chuckled. “Oh, come on. I’ve got three kids. Five minutes extra sleep is a fairytale.”
“Exactly! That’s why it’s so precious! A stolen moment of bliss!” I retorted, suddenly passionate. “It’s about prioritizing. Self-care!”
“Self-care is putting food on the table, not hitting snooze,” she countered, scanning my granola bar with extra force.
“Okay, okay,” I conceded, raising my hands. “We can agree to disagree. Just please don’t judge my life choices.”
She laughed, handing me my receipt. “No judgment. Just…tired.”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












