Premium Be Nice I Havent Slept In 2 Days Because I Owe The Hat Man 5000 Dollars Sweatshirt Tee Shirt
The fluorescent library lights hummed, a stark contrast to the swirling anxiety in my gut. I tried to focus on the textbook, but the faded graphic on my “Premium Be Nice I Havent Slept In 2 Days Because I Owe The Hat Man 5000 Dollars Sweatshirt Tee Shirt” kept pulling me under. God, what was I thinking when I bought this?
It was a joke, a dark one, born from a caffeine-fueled all-nighter. Now, it felt like a prophecy. The Hat Man. 5000 dollars. The memory of that ill-fated poker game resurfaced, the glint of the dealer’s eyes mirroring the reflection of the chips. The weight of the debt pressed down, heavy as the sleep I desperately needed. Maybe I should’ve studied instead of playing…
EXPRESS DELIVERY
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T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












