Sanrio Why Take The High Road When I Can Take The Psychopath T Shirts
My palms were sweating so badly I could practically water a succulent. Across the table sat Liam, cute, funny Liam, and I was mentally cataloging every escape route. I’d chosen the “Sanrio Why Take The High Road When I Can Take The Psychopath T Shirts” shirt hoping it would show my playful side, but now? Mortification.
Liam chuckled. “Love the shirt. Keroppi’s got a point, right?”
Relief flooded me. “Right? Sometimes you just gotta embrace your inner chaos.”
He grinned. “My spirit animal is definitely Badtz-Maru. Perpetually grumpy, secretly soft.”
Suddenly, the tension evaporated. We spent the next hour debating the merits of each Sanrio character’s moral compass. Turns out, shared appreciation for slightly unhinged cartoon characters is a surprisingly effective foundation for a first date. Who knew? Maybe I should wear it on every date.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












