Octoberstimulated Raccoon Autumn Leaves T Shirts
The pizza guy, a kid no older than 17, stood nervously on my porch, pizza box in hand. “Uh, Johnson residence?” he stammered, eyes darting around.
“Close! Johnston,” I corrected, already reaching for my wallet. But then Mrs. Johnson, my notoriously grumpy neighbor, appeared. “That’s my pizza! I ordered it an hour ago!”
Awkward silence hung thick in the air. I braced myself for a confrontation.
Suddenly, the pizza kid’s eyes lit up. He pointed at my chest. “Cool shirt! ‘Octoberstimulated Raccoon Autumn Leaves’? My mom loves raccoons! She’d totally buy that!”
Mrs. Johnson squinted, curiosity piqued. “A raccoon shirt? With autumn leaves?” The tension visibly drained. “Actually,” she said, turning to me, “that’s quite clever. Where’d you get it?”
The pizza was delivered, a conversation about Etsy ensued, and a neighborhood feud was narrowly avoided. My ridiculously niche t-shirt had saved the day.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












