Official Santa Snoopy Im Not Old Just Need Some Wd 40 T Shirt
The automatic car wash was a symphony of spraying water and whirring brushes. I leaned back in my seat, trying to ignore the rhythmic slapping against the windows, and pulled out my phone. Suddenly, a tap on the glass startled me. A burly biker, leather jacket straining over his impressive physique, pointed at my chest.
My heart skipped a beat. Was he going to yell about the car wash taking too long? He gestured again, a grin splitting his grizzled face. “Hey, cool shirt!” he boomed, his voice surprisingly gentle. “Santa Snoopy! Rock on!”
I blinked, utterly surprised. “Uh, thanks!” I managed, feeling a smile creep onto my face.
He chuckled, revealing a surprising gap between his teeth. “WD-40, genius! My knees are gonna need some soon.” He gave me a thumbs up as the car wash cycle finished. “Keep rocking the Snoopy, man!” Then, with a roar, he revved his engine and peeled out, leaving me in a cloud of exhaust and bewildered amusement.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












