Official Raccoon If You Ran Like Your Mouth Youd Be In Good Shape T Shirt
I was wrestling groceries into the trunk when I heard a giggle. Turning, I saw a woman pointing at my t-shirt. It featured a cartoon raccoon sporting workout gear, next to the words, “Official Raccoon. If You Ran Like Your Mouth, You’d Be in Good Shape.”
“Oh my god, that’s amazing!” she exclaimed, still chuckling. “I need one of those for my brother. He’s got a serious case of trash-talking-itis but hates cardio.”
I laughed. “It’s a pretty accurate description of most people, myself included.”
“Totally!” she agreed. “I’m Sarah, by the way.”
“Liam.” We shook hands. “I got it online, a quirky shop called ‘Critter Threads’ or something like that. I can send you the link if you want.”
“Please do!” Sarah said, beaming. “Maybe we can grab coffee sometime and compare our raccoon-related clothing finds?”
“Definitely,” I replied, a genuine smile spreading across my face. Who knew a sarcastic raccoon could be such a good wingman?
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












