Official Nothing Beats Minnesota Vikings Rock Beats Scissors Paper Beats Rock T Shirt
The car wash drone of spray and whirring brushes was hypnotic. I leaned against the wall, phone in hand, trying to ignore the sticky humidity. My “Official Nothing Beats Minnesota Vikings Rock Beats Scissors Paper Beats Rock T Shirt” felt plastered to my back. Suddenly, a throat cleared.
“Cool shirt,” a voice said.
I looked up, expecting a fellow sports fan. Instead, a woman with vibrant purple hair, multiple piercings, and a “Death Before Decaf” t-shirt was eyeing my Vikings gear.
“Uh, thanks,” I stammered.
“Seriously,” she continued. “That’s some next-level meta fandom. Rock, paper, scissors, the Vikings… it’s like a beautiful, chaotic symphony of nerdiness.” She grinned, revealing a silver tooth. “I’m Brenda. And I appreciate your commitment to the absurd.”
I managed a smile. “Thanks, Brenda. I’m Mark. And, uh, Skol?”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












