Official Nothing Beats Indianapolis Colts Rock Beats Scissors Paper Beats Rock T Shirt
The whirring brushes and soapy spray were a hypnotic distraction from the boredom. I was leaning against the vending machine, contemplating the merits of stale chips versus lukewarm soda, when a throat cleared beside me.
I turned to see a woman, impeccably dressed in a tailored suit, her silver hair pulled back in a severe bun. Not exactly the tailgating type. “Excuse me,” she said, her voice surprisingly soft. “That’s…quite the shirt.”
I glanced down at my “Official Nothing Beats Indianapolis Colts Rock Beats Scissors Paper Beats Rock T Shirt.” “Yeah, well, it’s comfortable. And accurate,” I added with a grin.
A faint smile touched her lips. “Indeed. A fascinating application of game theory to sports fandom. It’s…refreshing to see such dedication.” She paused, then added, “My late husband was quite the Colts enthusiast. He would have appreciated your…unique approach.” And with a final nod, she walked towards her gleaming, freshly-washed sedan.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












