I Love Gooning Heart Shirts
My palms were slicker than a greased piglet. Across the table sat Amelia, her eyes the color of melted chocolate. I’d been rehearsing witty anecdotes all day, but my brain was a blank slate. I fiddled with the hem of my… oh god, my shirt.
In a fit of pre-date delusion, I’d thought my “I Love Gooning Heart Shirts” t-shirt was quirky and endearing. Now, it felt like a flashing neon sign screaming “desperate weirdo.”
Amelia’s eyebrows shot up. “Is that… is that a typo?” she asked, a hint of amusement in her voice.
My face burned. “Uh, no! It’s… it’s a band. A really obscure, underground band.” I cringed internally.
She chuckled, a sound like wind chimes. “Right. A band called ‘I Love Gooning Heart Shirts’. I’ll have to check them out.” The tension melted away, replaced by a shared laugh. Maybe this wouldn’t be a disaster after all. Maybe, just maybe, my questionable fashion choice was a blessing in disguise.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1Ă—1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












