Gnome Dont Mess With Old We Dont Get To This Age By Being Stupid Shirts
The aroma of sizzling onions and spice hung heavy in the air around “The Wandering Wok,” a food truck painted with whimsical dragons and overflowing wok pans. A chalkboard sign, perched precariously on a stack of empty takeout containers, declared the deal: “Gnome Dont Mess With Old We Dont Get To This Age By Being Stupid Shirts = FREE MEAL!”
Behind the window, a woman with fiery red hair and a twinkle in her eye, known only as “Chef Mei,” expertly tossed noodles. “Alright, who’s got the gnome wisdom today?” she boomed, her voice carrying over the lunchtime chatter. “Show me that shirt, and the Golden Dragon Noodles are on me! We appreciate a good sense of humor and a healthy respect for the elders…especially gnomes!” She winked, adding, “And trust me, these noodles are worth fighting a troll for.”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












