Dirty Rice Clean Plate Pork And Rice And Everything Nice Shirts
The wrong pizza arrived. Pepperoni, when I distinctly ordered veggie. “I think there’s been a mistake,” I started, holding the offending box out to the delivery guy. He paled, stammering apologies. Behind him, a woman stormed out, hands on her hips.
“Where’s my pepperoni?! I ordered an hour ago!” she shrieked. The delivery guy looked like he might cry.
That’s when the woman’s eyes landed on my t-shirt. Boldly emblazoned across my chest were the words: “Dirty Rice Clean Plate Pork And Rice And Everything Nice Shirts.” Her face softened. “Oh! You’re one of the ‘Rice’ people? I’m a huge fan!”
Suddenly, pizza was forgotten. We were bonding over obscure comfort food. She even offered to split the pepperoni. Crisis averted, all thanks to a confusingly named t-shirt company.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












