Cowboy Raccoon Undiagnosed But Something Aint Right Shirts
My palms were slicker than a greased piglet. Across the table, Liam smiled, and I nearly choked on my water. This was it, the first date I’d been anticipating for weeks. I tugged nervously at the hem of my “Cowboy Raccoon Undiagnosed But Something Aint Right Shirts” t-shirt. Maybe it was too much? Too…me?
Liam’s eyes widened. “Is that…a raccoon in a cowboy hat?” He was laughing, a warm, genuine sound. “That’s amazing! Where did you even find that?”
Relief washed over me. “I designed it myself,” I confessed, my voice still a little shaky. “It’s kind of my…brand.”
“Your brand? I love it! I’ve got this weird obsession with taxidermied squirrels dressed as historical figures…”
And just like that, the ice shattered. Turns out, a cowboy raccoon was exactly what I needed.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












