If You Can Read This Usc Still Sucks Shirts
The sun beat down as I waited for my car, the “If You Can Read This Usc Still Sucks” shirt practically radiating smug satisfaction. A sleek, black Porsche pulled up beside me, and out stepped… Clay Helton?
My jaw dropped. The former USC coach, the man I’d mocked relentlessly for years, was standing right there. He caught my eye, a ghost of a smile playing on his lips. He gestured towards my shirt.
“Nice choice,” he said, his voice surprisingly warm. “Brings back memories.” He chuckled softly, a hint of nostalgia in his eyes. “Though, I might suggest a slightly different font next time. Legibility is key.”
I stammered, caught completely off guard. He winked, patted the hood of his Porsche, and said, “Enjoy your clean car. And the rivalry.” He then got back in his car and drove off, leaving me in stunned silence, clutching my keys and rethinking everything I thought I knew.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












