Pinhead Welcome To Portland Shirts
**(The “Pinhead Pizza” food truck, emblazoned with punk rock graffiti, blasts The Ramones. A lone, slightly greasy, server with multiple piercings leans out the window.)**
**Server:** Alright, who’s next for a slice of pure punk rock pizza heaven? We got pepperoni, veggie, and our special “Hellraiser Hot,” guaranteed to make you scream… for more!
**(He scans the line, a mischievous glint in his eye.)**
**Server:** Wait a second… anyone here rockin’ a “Pinhead Welcome To Portland” shirt? You know, the one with the needles and the bridge? Yeah, THAT one!
**(He points dramatically.)**
**Server:** If you’re sporting that bad boy, today’s your lucky day! Show me that shirt, and you get a free slice of your choice! Consider it a “welcome to the family” discount. We’re all about embracing the weird here in Portland, and that shirt? That’s pretty damn weird. So, who’s hungry and ready to embrace their inner Cenobite?
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












