Portland Frog Protest 2028 Shirts
(Standing by a vibrantly painted food truck, named “Lilypad Grub,” steam rising aromatically)
“Alright, folks, welcome to Lilypad Grub! We’re serving up the freshest pond-to-plate delicacies this side of the Willamette. Today’s special: crispy algae fritters with a dandelion dipping sauce!
But wait, there’s more! Show us your authentic “Portland Frog Protest 2028″ shirt – you know, the one that commemorates our amphibious uprising against the monoculture lawn ordinance? – and you get a meal, absolutely FREE!
That’s right, flaunt your froggy pride and enjoy some delicious, sustainably sourced grub. We believe in supporting the cause and celebrating the revolution. So, hop on over, show us your shirt, and let’s keep Portland weird… and delicious!”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












