Frog Dont Tread On Portland Shirts
The pizza guy, a kid barely old enough to drive, stood on my porch, holding two steaming boxes. “Uh, Miller residence?” he mumbled, clearly flustered. “I only ordered one pepperoni,” I replied, confused. He checked the order slip, his face reddening. “Oh man, I think I mixed up the houses. Your neighbor, Mrs. Henderson, ordered the other one. It’s… it’s got, like, pineapple and anchovies.”
I glanced at the pizzas, then down at the “Frog Dont Tread On Portland” shirts I was holding, fresh off the press. An idea sparked. “Tell you what,” I said, grabbing both boxes. “I’ll take care of it. Just tell Mrs. Henderson the error was on the house, and… well, show her this shirt. Tell her it’s a peace offering from her frog-loving neighbors.” The kid’s relief was palpable. “Dude, you’re a lifesaver!” He sped off, leaving me to face the pineapple-anchovy apocalypse.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












