2025 That 1776 Energy Shirts
The summer sun beat down on my ’98 Corolla as I waited in the car wash queue. I tapped my fingers on the steering wheel, regretting wearing my “2025 That 1776 Energy” shirt. It felt a bit much for a Tuesday afternoon.
Suddenly, a sleek, black Tesla pulled up beside me. The window glided down, revealing a woman with fiery red hair and a nose ring. She looked… intimidating.
“Cool shirt,” she said, her voice surprisingly soft. I blinked, surprised. “Seriously. The irony is *chef’s kiss*. Like, reclaiming the past while hurtling toward a dystopian future in an electric car? Brilliant.”
I stammered, “Uh, thanks?”
She grinned, a flash of metal on her lip. “Don’t get me wrong, I’m a socialist, but that shirt? That’s some next-level commentary.” The car wash started churning, and she revved her engine. “Keep fighting the good fight, even if it’s just with ironic fashion choices!”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












