Im So Tired The Bags Under My Eyes Are Bigger Than My Boobs Shirts
The midday sun beat down on the line of cars snaking towards the car wash. I slumped in my seat, the slogan on my t-shirt – “I’m So Tired The Bags Under My Eyes Are Bigger Than My Boobs” – feeling particularly relevant. A bright red Ferrari pulled up beside me. I glanced over, expecting a judgmental stare, but instead, a sophisticated-looking woman in oversized sunglasses gave me a knowing smile.
“Love the shirt,” she said, her voice smooth and low. “Accurate, wouldn’t you say?”
I chuckled, surprised. “Extremely. This is my ‘running errands’ uniform.”
She laughed, a tinkling sound. “Mine’s usually a designer tracksuit, but the sentiment is the same. We’re all just trying to survive, one caffeine drip at a time.” She winked, then rolled up her window as the line moved forward. I watched her go, a little spark of camaraderie brightening my day. Maybe my shirt wasn’t just a cry for help; maybe it was a secret handshake for the sleep-deprived.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












