No Kings Portland Frog Hop Protest Shirts
The doorbell rang, and I opened the door to a confused-looking teenager clutching a pizza. “Uh, Johnson?” he mumbled, holding out the steaming box.
“Nope, wrong house,” I replied, about to close the door.
“Wait!” A woman’s voice called from behind him. “That’s definitely ours! I ordered pineapple and pepperoni!” She stepped forward, her face brightening. Then, she saw me. Her smile faltered. “Oh. You’re not… Bob?”
I shook my head, then glanced down at my outfit: “No Kings Portland Frog Hop Protest” t-shirt and shorts. “Definitely not Bob. Just a supporter.”
Her face relaxed, a giggle escaping her lips. “Oh, thank goodness! Bob is… well, never mind. Keep the pizza! Consider it a peace offering from the revolution!” She winked, grabbing the delivery guy’s arm and dragging him away. “Pineapple and pepperoni is so Bob.”
The pizza was surprisingly good.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
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T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












