Devil Skeleton Godless Heathen Shirts
I was wrestling a grocery bag overflowing with questionable vegan cheese alternatives when I heard it. “Dude, sweet shirt!”
A kid, maybe thirteen, was grinning at me. He was sporting a faded band tee and clutching a skateboard. My “Devil Skeleton Godless Heathen Shirts” was doing its job, attracting the right kind of heathens.
“Thanks!” I replied, nearly dropping a container of cashew-based sour cream. “Yours is pretty rad too.”
“They don’t get you in trouble at school, do they?” he asked, nodding at my shirt.
“Nah, not yet,” I chuckled. “But I’m waiting for the day.”
He laughed. “I’m Leo.”
“Sarah. Need a hand with that skateboard?”
Leo’s face lit up. “Seriously? You skate?”
And just like that, a shared love for rebellious t-shirts and potentially questionable life choices blossomed in the parking lot. We were friends, forged in the fires of satanic imagery and the struggle of plant-based grocery shopping.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












