Alabama Crimson Tide Smoke Em If You Got Em Mascot Shirts
The doorbell rang, and there stood a very flustered Mrs. Henderson, holding a pepperoni pizza. “I think this is yours?” she asked, her voice laced with confusion. I checked the address on the box. Nope, definitely mine.
“Actually, yes, it is. Thanks!” I said, reaching for it.
“Oh!” she exclaimed, eyes widening. “I thought… well, my husband ordered a pizza too, but I thought maybe…” She trailed off, looking nervously at the “Alabama Crimson Tide Smoke Em If You Got Em Mascot Shirts” I was wearing.
Suddenly, I understood. “Game night?” I offered, gesturing to the shirts.
Her face flooded with relief. “Yes! He’s got a few buddies over. I just thought… well, never mind. Go Tide!”
“Roll Tide!” I replied, taking the pizza and closing the door, chuckling. My questionable shirt choice had saved a potentially awkward marital moment.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












