October Stimulated Raccoon Shirts
My alarm screamed at 6 AM, and I groaned. Big interview today. Reaching for a clean shirt, my hand landed on… the “October Stimulated Raccoon Shirts” tee I’d drunkenly designed last fall. Ugh. It was objectively hideous: a cartoon raccoon wired on coffee, eyes bugging out. But laundry was dire, and I figured hidden under my blazer, it wouldn’t matter.
Arriving early, I bumped into the CEO in the elevator. He glanced at my blazer, then a mischievous glint appeared in his eye. “Love the shirt,” he chuckled. “Shows you’ve got a sense of humor. We need that here.” The interview panel was equally amused, referencing the “Stimulated Raccoon” several times, praising my “outside-the-box” thinking. I landed the job. Turns out, a caffeine-crazed cartoon raccoon was exactly what this company was looking for.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












