Dog Ive Never Been So Confused As I Am Tomorrow Shirts
The thrift store air hung thick with dust and forgotten dreams. I was on a mission: find the most hilariously obscure graphic tee imaginable. Racks overflowed with faded band shirts and questionable motivational slogans. Disappointment gnawed.
Then, nestled between a sequined bowling shirt and a Hawaiian print disaster, it appeared. A beacon of perplexing perfection. “Dog Ive Never Been So Confused As I Am Tomorrow Shirts.”
My jaw dropped. The universe, in its infinite wisdom (or perhaps just chaotic humor), had delivered. It was my size. It was gloriously, bafflingly perfect. I clutched it to my chest, feeling a surge of destiny. Tomorrow, I would wear this monument to existential bewilderment with pride. The thrift store gods had spoken. My outfit was chosen.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












