Ive Decided Im Not Old Im25 Shipping And Handling Shirts
The pizza guy, a kid who looked barely older than my “Ive Decided Im Not Old Im25” shirt proclaimed, nervously clutched two boxes. “Uh, Johnson?” he stammered, glancing at the house number.
Before I could answer, a woman, draped in silk, appeared. “Oh, perfect! Right on time, darling!” She grabbed a box, fluttering eyelashes at the delivery boy. “You’re a lifesaver, Chad!”
Chad, clearly not Chad, looked petrified. Then she opened the box. Her smile faltered. Pepperoni and pineapple. “I ordered mushroom and olive…”
My “Ive Decided Im Not Old Im25” shirt caught her eye. She squinted, then burst out laughing. “Oh my god, are you having a ‘young again’ party? I get it! Wrong pizza, wrong house. My mistake! Enjoy your pizza, youngster!” She winked and floated back inside, leaving a relieved Chad and a slightly embarrassed me.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












